|I'm pretty sure this is Kim K|
|If models can photshop, so can I.|
5. My celebrity factor might never be higher - Barring a video of me hurting myself doing a home improvement project going viral, I might be at the peak of my celebrity right now. I've found that a lot of this sex tape thing is in the timing, for instance, you don't see that "Where's the Beef" lady from the 80's doing a sex tape, do you? Why? Because nobody knows her anymore. I'm pretty popular in bars around town, I write a weekly blog and I may be at the peak of my career at work (They keep mentioning the time I spend blogging instead of working, go figure),
|Potential filming location number 1|
6. I've got easy access to hotels and shooting locations - Since I travel almost every week, the company pays for hotels for me to stay in, so I could easily use one of these as a shooting location for my sex tape. Can you see it artfully done with scenic New Jersey in the background? I'm sure the manager of the Red Roof would be willing to be the cameraman for me, and the nice girls that hang out by the sidewalk as I enter, offer to be Key Grips almost every time I'm there (you see, the word of my impending sex tape must already be spreading). Alternatively I think we could always shoot it in the garage and my mechanics creeper would give me a wider range of motion too.
I think I've made my case and I'll let you know when the tape is leaked. I'm not sure what the best way is to do it, but I'm thinking I'll attach it next time instead of my monthly report. It's pretty believable that I'd do this since most times I forget to attach mine anyway (It's kind of like "forgetting" to sign your check to the electric company, it buys you a few extra days to get it in) How do I know my boss will leak it though? Well, he's sure too, especially after he sees my soliloquy, and after all, it's for the kids.
|I have the exact same creeper|