You can dress me up, but you can't take me out.

     How we dress tells a lot about us, doesn't it?  Do you iron your clothes before you put them on, or are you fine with your "cleanest dirty shirt" pulled off from a pile on your bedroom floor?  Which are you more comfortable in, a perfectly fitted suit or dress or a worn out pair of jeans that are frayed at the cuffs? Read a little about my tastes in this week's blog.

Junior Prom circa 1981

     The answer may surprise you, but there is a dichotomy in the way I feel about dressing.  I don't like to be told that I have to wear a suit and tie somewhere, but I like some functions that are very formal and am happy to dress the part.  I'd give up cold hard cash not to have to cinch a tie around my neck each morning, and luckily, my current job has no such requirement.  I don't wear jeans to work, a guy could get fired for that (yes, that's an inside joke and future blog), but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't feel more comfortable in them.  If I had to guess, I think my suit aversion goes back to my brother, the Sergeant-Major's wedding where I spilled candle wax down the right leg of my new navy blue suit and had to sit the wedding out.  I may have, at that point, permanently associated suits with lack of fun, or maybe it's simpler than that, I just

Wearing a yellow knit tie, wonder if I still have it....

don't like to be told what to wear, and no one ever tells you that you have to wear faded jeans and a flannel shirt (well maybe at lumberjack school they do), but to summarize, I don't like to be told what to wear.

     The second time I remember dressing up was my junior prom.  I dug up the picture above of the me and my date and you can't tell me that I didn't rock that white tux.  I'm not sure if I had a mustache or if the picture just got folded there, but that tux was great.  It was well worth the hours of slinging chicken wings that I had to put in, to afford it.  An interesting side note is, that around that same time, I took that girl to my brother Ace's wedding (I rocked a burgundy tux then) and my future wife actually hemmed the dress for this girl and we hadn't even met yet.  No, I didn't say, "Hey who hemmed your dress? I'd really like to meet her....", but in my fantasy world, my future wife sat home hemming the dress

Another early wedding, must have been winter

picturing that exact circumstance where she would meet the stud in the burgundy tux, but I digress.  When I did marry Char I went back to a white tux.  There were a series of weddings around then and my job didn't require me to wear a suit, but I picked up a couple of nice ones anyway, with the size of my family and circle of friends, it just made more sense economically.  The next food job I got at the John Sexton Company did require me to wear a suit so I was ready when that one came along.  We were even told to wear our suits on days when we would sit at home to call our customers.  My boss then told me that it made you more productive, when you dress correctly for your job, "Superman wouldn't go out without his cape, would he?" he would ask.  "Then a Sexton Man doesn't go out without his suit".  My old boss George would be surprised to learn, that in my current job, that I've had for 7 years, my time in a cape actually outnumbers the time I've spent in a suit, go figure. 


    In keeping with the theme, I should talk about my behavior in suits.  It's no better than in street clothes,

Not sure where this was.....

truly, you can dress me up, but you take your chances on taking me out.  Most weddings that I have gone to have ended with my coat strewn over a chair, my tie loosely hanging on my neck, my shirt drenched in sweat, and sometimes with me on stage with a microphone in hand. Suits do not temper my behaviors.  In my defense, a lot of these affairs come with free alcohol and I am a sucker for that, and I was asked on stage at least 1/4 of those times. I think my old boss George had a good point about dressing up to sell, and I think earlier on, it helped give me confidence in my ability to do something that was foreign to me at first.  Over time, however, the confidence came from the inside and I didn't have to wear a suit to project it.  I did have an instance, about 12 years ago,

Got the job even with the mustache

though where I felt a suit helped me secure a job, when I changed professions.  I had interviewed for several manufacturers jobs and wasn't hired, but on the very next interview, after buying a slick Italian made suit, I was hired.  In that case, the suit had definitely either made an impact or helped me to make a better impact, and was worth the money.  I still have that one although it's had its share of being taken in and out to compensate for my expanding or contracting waistline.  That's one of the things that I don't like about suits, they need to be taken to professionals to be altered.  My jeans, on the other hand, stretch a little to accommodate a few pounds of weight gain, and if they don't it's easy to buy a pair off from the rack that fits you right (well at least for me it is).  I'll digress a little and probably be redundant to other blogs I've written too, but I'm OK with actually putting the true waist sizes on my clothes, you don't really need to try and flatter me telling me that I wear a smaller size.  I don't know who started that practice, but it makes buying my clothes a lot harder when I have to take 2 pair of each one into the dressing room with me to see how they fit. 
    

     I should finish this blog with a story of a dress up event that I still attend on an annual basis.  The local

In the parking lot of a Gala. before the event

hospital invites me to their Gala each year for my family's work on the golf tournament.  I pass along the tickets every other year or so, but I do like the event, so I rationalize keeping them a lot too.  When it started it was a black tie and tails event but it eventually went to a more casual dress.  I never minded renting the tux for this one, as I don't have a lot of occasions to wear one, and it was nice to be at a party where everyone was that formally dressed.  I think Char liked having an event each year to buy a new dress for too.  The Who's Who of the Canandaigua NY community turned out for this, and in a tux I felt more like I belonged among them, though clearly, I didn't (Think uniforms in Catholic Schools making the playing field more even between the different economic classes).  The food at this was fantastic and the band would soon start up, and the alcohol would start flowing and soon enough, I'd probably feel too comfortable at the event, although I haven't ended up on stage at this one, much.  The point is, that this event is one of the ritziest events that I attend and my behavior at this eventually matches my behaviors at every wedding at any local firehouse that I have attended.  I don't remember one that I left early and in fact have closed down most of them.  They still invite me back each year, but I'm sure that there is a discussion each time before they do, and I wouldn't be surprised if the title of this blog isn't uttered by the committee at least once.  Can you blame them?

The end of the evening

Got the call to the Big Leagues this weekend......

     Any fan of the blog already knows of my love of cooking and BBQ'ing.  It's been the topic of countless blogs and I've even shared a couple of my recipes with you (Uncle Bill's Clam Chowder) and (Armadillo Eggs).  It is rare that I get to go to a party with fabulous food, and not contribute something, but that has been exactly the case for one party, for a few years, but it all changed this weekend.....

One view of a few tables at the Big Cook

     Have you ever gone to an event that was so awesome that you immediately block your calendar off for the following year, just in case you get invited back? That was my experience with my first Big Cook.  We got to know a couple, John and Stacey, through our children's participation in the Drama Club, and we received an invitation to the party.  "What can we bring?" we inquired, but the response was, "Nothing, all the food and beverages are provided for our guests".  When I pushed back a little and said, "I'm pretty handy in the kitchen, are you sure you don't want me to make something?", the answer I got back surprised me even more, "Oh"  they said "Then, You'll have to try out for the team next year".  Try Out?  What kind of party do you have to audition to cook for?  I was immediately reduced to my seventh grade self, standing in gym class, with the remaining 3 people not chosen yet to play dodgeball.  This time, however, I was bound and determined not to lose out to Chunky and Four Eyes.  I was going to the Big Cook to see what it was all about.

     The Big Cook was started by John's father to set one day aside to celebrate exceptional food with his family, and friends.  John and Stacey carried the tradition across the PA border with them and have hosted it up here for about 7 years.  It is a Cowboy Cookout of the finest order.  An array of cookers and grills are

John's custom built cooker/smoker

circled on a slate cooking area, full of meats that are roasted, and seared, and brushed and rubbed lovingly with sauces and marinades. The smell of woodsmoke and the clang of cast iron pots abound. A huge kettle swings on a cable and pulley system over an open fire pit and that's used just to provide the sweet corn for the party.  A tent is erected each year now to help hold the guests.  How many, you ask?  About 300, plus.  There are wine and beer tastings from local producers and the whole theme has evolved over the years to supporting the local farmers and producers.  The event is free to all guests, but the last couple of years, the dessert contest had a $5 entry fee to support NOFA-NY, (Northeast Organic Farming Association) and a small auction that benefits one of the most active FFA clubs, (Future Farmers of America) in the area from Penn Yan NY.   Don't mistake this for a fundraiser, this is a party, pure and simple, but now a party with a purpose.

     I hadn't auditioned to become one of the cooks on purpose, as I had mentioned before, it was nice to

Our custom built cooker with flames coming out

have a party where there was exceptional food that I didn't have to prepare.  This year, however, my brother Ace and I got the call up, to come and join the group, and our audition was waved.  I say waived, but I suspect that we earned it with our cooking and catering at countless graduation parties and events, that John and Stacey had attended.  One of the main cooks, Carl, who owns a fantastic custom meat and cheese market in Cuba NY, could not attend this year, so we stepped in to help out.  Incidentally, if you ever find yourself near Cuba NY, you owe yourself a visit to Mak's Meat and Cheese for some really unique items. We were happy to step in, but we had no hope of filling the shoes of a guy like Carl, who eats and breathes custom meats and has been cutting and cooking them for decades.  Although he couldn't make it, he contributed his Wild Leek and Sicilian Sausage again this year, that was just knock your socks off good.   It's

Nick loading the ribs

a little intimidating pulling into a BBQing circle with the likes of the talent that the Big Cook has, although it makes it a little easier when you pull in with a 13 foot custom made smoker and grill that used to hold missiles.  It's a toss up whether John or I have more grill envy of our respective cookers, but truth be told, they are both pretty sweet.  John's was built in North Carolina and opens on 2 sides and has a warmer box above the fire pit.  Ours has a 48" restaurant grill above the firebox that came off a local hotel's stove.  It has the flavor's imbued in it from 3 decades of cooking and makes everything that comes off it taste great.  We were in charge of the Pork Butts this year, which we rubbed 2 days before and slowly cooked for 14 hours with apple and assorted hardwoods.  Since we were up so early to monitor the pork, we threw some bacon, eggs, hash
browns, and home fries on the grill and got the crew's morning started right.  We'd like to make that an annual tradition, if we get called back, that is.  I think we fit right in with the cooking crew, which this year included John's nephew Nick, and his chef friend Cliff (they cooked all the baby back ribs), and Mark the neighbor who cooked Bison steaks.  John's son, Ben and my son Dan, got in on the action as well and put out some of the most delicious chicken that I'd ever had.  It was injected with Grandpa's family marinade, seared and then roasted, and it was delicious.  The meat selections were rounded off with some Greek style roasted lamb, some roasted

Mark, the Bison man.

Cabrito (small Goat), and some maple applesauce pork.  If I've given the impression that the feast is protein laden, it's only because I haven't yet talked about the rest of the table.

     The Big Cook wouldn't be complete without Stacey's golabki, the traditional Polish stuffed cabbage roll.

John the host with Gary the event coordinator

A family friend makes a killer corn bread which is a great accompaniment to all the smoked and roasted meats.  Huge kudos have to go to Jason, who shows up to a cowboy cook-off with a salad, but a salad that rocks, it's a Salcipon Salad made with flank steak and served with a chipotle dressing.  This year there were stuffed zucchini's, roasted root vegetables, baked polenta with heirloom tomato sauce, traditional baked beans, NY State mac and cheese and Ellie's mushroom dish, that went so fast, I never got to taste it.  A vegetarian could be well satisfied at the Big Cook, but I'm still glad I'm not one of those.  The hosts are so serious about the event, they even built a Cookhouse to help support it, with a full commercial kitchen with sub zero freezer,stainless steel refrigerator, a broiler, 2 ovens, a 6 burner range, and a pair of stainless steel prep tables.  The inside is done in Cowboy Chic with cast iron pots and farming implements adorning the walls and

Dan, me and our host Stacey at breakfast

heavy barn beams laid across the ceiling.  A slate counter bisects the interior and a patio with long bar completes the Cookhouse.  It's a great centerpiece of the party.  Speaking of centerpieces, the Big Cook is fortunate to have Gary, who organizes the seating, the buffet and takes care of all the small touches that make the Big Cook go so smoothly. He's a one-man Cowboy Cook-off pit crew.  To complete this blog and the event, I'll quickly describe the dessert contest.  It's open to anyone who attends and the the entries are judged by taste, appearance and the use of local ingredients.  I entered deep fried cheesecake last year and was passed over for any recognition, but my wife's carrot cake took a solid second this year, clearly showing who should stay in the kitchen and who should stay in the BBQ pit, in our family.  If you are not hungry after reading this blog, then clearly you have no love of food.   That's my story of our call to the Big Leagues, I think we pulled it off, but we'll know next Spring when we get the call or not, to come to the Big Cook. 

The Cookhouse kitchen with chef Cliff

"Idol" Time.

This blog is from my 2nd guest blogger.  The author is my oldest son, Daniel, who is 19 and in his 2nd year studying Psychology at the University of Buffalo.  Feel free to comment on the blog, even guest bloggers love feedback.  Dan's thoughts follow next....



     When I discovered that Bill (my dad) was looking for guest bloggers for Layers of the Ongion, I immediately let him know I was interested. In case you don’t already know, I’m not one to pass on an opportunity to show off, and I like to think I possess a little skill at writing, so it seemed like a great opportunity. Still, I can’t help but be a little apprehensive at the prospect of trying to match the level of quality this blog usually attains, so I apologize in advance if I fall short; good news is, your regularly scheduled programming will return next week. In the spirit of the usual post found here, I will strive to go off on several tangents and will do my best, whenever possible, to add unnecessary commas.

Picture this, but a lot nerdier.

     For my first ever guest blog, I will be discussing idols. Now I know what you’re thinking; no, it’s not the false kind you hear about in church. These idols are more like mentors or guides, in essence, they are heroes. Not every idol has to have superpowers; in fact, some of the best are just men and women doing the best they can with normal abilities. My idol is such a man, and he seems to have no need for superpowers once you see all that he accomplishes without them.  Even as young as I am, I sometimes find myself struggling to remember facts from my childhood. One memory that continually comes up time and time again however, no matter how many years pass, pertains to spending time with my dad in our living room after dinner. Now my dad was, and is, a busy man and frequently trips to other states or countries prevent him from making it to the dinner table. As such, the times we spent lounging after a meal were sacred in a way, and will always hold a special place in my heart, even if it seemed like all we were doing was watching a TV show.

Kirk with one of the many women he encountered

One of the shows my dad always seemed to be watching was Star Trek: The Original Series. Of course these were reruns from decades ago, but I didn’t know the difference and my dad didn’t seem to mind. I remember always wondering as I watched the show how on Earth the Enterprise and its crew always managed to get into so much trouble, but looking back, I suppose it was because they weren’t on Earth, they were “searching for new life, and new civilizations” and such. No matter what happened though, Captain Kirk kept a cool head, and eventually thought of a way to get out of the situation, whether it be his famous fight with the Gorn, or just a chess game where the loser dies. Kirk was all that you would ever need in an idol; he was resourceful, intelligent, always had a witty remark, and above all he was brave. True, Kirk was sometimes saved by McCoy or Spock when things became too big for even him to manage, but more often than not it was Kirk saving the day. I could always rely on Captain Kirk to bring the episode to a satisfying conclusion before bedtime.

Oh Captain, my Captain, Captain of the USS Armchair, Bill Yarger

Now that I am in college, and am no longer living at home, I have taken once more to old habits; after all, “old habits die hard”. I recently acquired all three seasons of the original series of Star Trek, and many a night after dinner, I find myself watching an episode of it or two, in a sense reliving my childhood. Now that I am an adult, I see some things in the show that I missed before, like the fact that Kirk also always gets the girl, only to leave her for the cold embrace of the captain’s chair once more.  I see something else though, and I think this is infinitely more meaningful. I know now why I idolized Captain Kirk as a child, and it’s not because he was cool, or because he was always out on interesting missions. I idolized Kirk because he was a lot like my real idol, my father. All of the features that defined Kirk as a man could also describe my dad; he was smart, ingenious, self-sacrificing and a little arrogant. Kirk and my dad alike enjoyed spirits and frivolity, (although I doubt Romulan Ale can compare to my dad’s drink of choice, a double tall Sapphire and Tonic) and like Kirk, my dad was a traveler; the fact that his ship was actually a car was unimportant. However, as great as Kirk was, the similarities end there, because unlike Kirk; my dad has a loving wife and 2 great kids. (The jury is still out on one of us)

I will leave you with one thought to ponder the next time you relax with your family or friends; Are you an idol to someone else? If you are, what are you doing to maintain your position? Remember, it takes a lot of work to be the captain of the Enterprise; being someone’s idol is no different. If you can manage to be even half the idol I had, you should congratulate yourself on a job well done. Thanks for reading, and have a good week!

James T. Kirk Jr.

Dan Yarger, today's guest blogger

How to make Nolan and Bill's Armadillo Eggs

    My family likes to cook and I think we have a fair share of good cooks in both my immediate household and in the family I grew up with. If you invite us to a party, we likely won't be the ones bringing the bag of chips, or vegetable tray, not that these things aren't needed, they just won't come from us.  My brother's wife suggested last week that they bring cookies to a neighbor's shindig and a 2 day fight ensued.  We are serious about our food. They ended up bringing pulled pork shooters and they were delicious.  We found this dish about 7 years ago, but didn't like the way it was done at the party we were at, so we adapted it and made it a go-to dish for us to share with our friends.  

Our last batch of Armadillo Eggs in a round chafer

     Why does Nolan get top billing for these?  When we first made them, he had the ability to roll them smaller, so since that day, we always make them together. Char helps out a lot, but I'll always think of Nolan first when we make them.  The recipe is not hard, but it does take time, so be prepared.  The ingredients for making a batch of 60 or so are, 12 Hungarian Wax peppers, 3-4 eggs, 2-3 cups of bread crumbs, 3-8 oz bricks of cream cheese, and about 5lbs of mild-hot Italian sausage patties (or raw links).  You'll find other recipes where these are breaded on the outside and a couple where they are wrapped in bacon, but we like our variation better.  The breading doesn't add anything to the taste, and while bacon makes everything taste better, you don't really need it for this dish, they taste great already. 

     The first step in making the Armadillo Eggs is to wash and dry the Hungarian Peppers.  Once that is

Ingredients layed out, slicing the peppers

completed, you are ready to slice them.  I like to wear gloves for this part, as you might forget you were working with peppers later in the day, and lick your fingers or something worse and get a big surprise.  The slices should be uniform in size, about 1/3 of a inch wide, depending on the pepper.  We like to make these bite size, so we know the size pepper chunk that we have to start with.  Other recipes I've seen use jalapenos sliced lengthwise, and then using the stuffed halves, or capping the half with the top of the jalapeno and then breading it, but we like this size and taste best.  So, you slice the Hungarian Pepper in 1/3" slices using as much as the pepper as possible. When you get towards the end, you may want to split the slice to allow more cream cheese into the bite, that's a personal preference.  Do you remove the seeds?  That's no fun if you do, and as a matter of fact, we like to play a game called Armadillo Egg Roulette where we bring these to a

The starting of the stuffing process

party and watch the reactions of the people eating them, based on the hotness, largely based on the amount of seeds left in. I tend to use them all and in fact pick up the remaining seeds with the cream cheese filled peppers.  I have to offer a quick thank you to my friend Crystal who educated me about whether I used Banana Peppers or Hungarian Wax Peppers for this dish.  She runs a successful produce market near us and let me know Banana Peppers have virtually no heat, so they can be used for this dish, but they are not nearly as much fun.  The heat dissipates quickly though, so as hot as one as you might get, you can go back for another pretty quickly.  Another shout out to my sister, She-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named for supplying some of the peppers for this last batch from her garden. 

     The next step is to fill the sliced peppers with cream cheese.  It's kind of self explanatory, but take non-

Nolan demonstrating the Roll

whipped cream cheese and completely stuff the pepper ring and lay it aside.  If you have leftover seeds, feel free to pick them up with the stuffed peppers as you go along.   We like to use a mixture of hot and mild sausage, so the heat really comes from the pepper.  Next, you need to make a sausage meatloaf of sorts.  Take your sausage patties (or remove the sausage from the hank), and add a few eggs.  Work the bread crumbs in with your hands until the mixture is tacky to the touch, but malleable.  We don't overuse the bread crumbs, so the other flavors can come through.  It's now time to enrobe the stuffed pepper.  My method is to take a few ounces in my palm and flatten it, then take the pepper and place it in the center and roll

the outside sausage in and around the pepper, and then roll it in your hands a few times to make it as ball shaped as possible.  Since they are called Eggs, it's okay if they come out oval.  The best technique puts as little sausage as possible around the pepper but keeps the cream cheese inside while they cook.  In order to make mine as small as Nolan and Char's, I always have to go back and pick sausage off and re-roll, but I can get there eventually.  Bite sized is the key, as these are hard to bite into, but easy to pop a whole one in your mouth.  As you roll them, place them in a baking dish that you have previously sprayed with Pam.  When you are done rolling, they are ready for the oven. 

     Preheat the oven to 350-375 and bake them for 25-30 minutes.   I like to roll them or turn them around in

I highly recommend using a pretty blonde assistant.

the pan to ensure a good look to all sides of the Armadillo Egg and if they don't look dark enough on the outside, feel free to broil them for a minute to get the desired color.  If you've made them correctly, they'll tell you when they are done, as the thinner ones will split slightly and start to ooze the cream cheese out.  One of those is a good one to test too, so let it cool for a minute, slice it with a sharp knife and if it's cooked throughout, pop it in your mouth and enjoy an Armadillo Egg.  If you bring these to a party, they are best enjoyed warm so keep them in a crock pot on low, or in a chafing dish or on a warming tray.   There are two other variations that I'd consider using, and the first is to cook these in a smoker.  That's not a bad flavor to add to these.  The 2nd is to coat the outside with a red BBQ sauce and to glaze them.  My wife is not a big fan of BBQ, so I generally don't do this, but I've got a cowboy cookout to go to in a few weeks and I thought I'd try them out there.  So that is the whole recipe, let us know if you try it out and feel free to give us credit, unless of course you play Armadillo Egg Roulette, then you are on your own. 

Finished product

On quarreling whilst camping

     We went tent camping this week and upon arrival we could not agree on the placement of the tent.  We argued back and forth for a while, finally compromising so that neither party got what they wanted, but we both could live with what we had.  We had barely finished when we could hear a similar argument a few sites over, and it dawned on me that it was a sound I had heard frequently before, hence this blog.

A common camper placement

     We had family camping trips every other year for about a 15 year period.  We would choose a geographic location, find a suitable campground near it and start to fill up a corner of it with Yargers and kin.  This blog isn't about those trips, but rather about the shared experiences of most of the participants each year, and that was the fight each couple had while setting up camp.  It would play out the same, each time.  A tired, haggard couple pile out of the car, and upon reaching their assigned site, start to back their campers in, or drag their tents out.  Most times the first stake hadn't been pounded before a hint of the argument that was about to ensue would emerge.  "Honey", one of the couple would say " Are you sure it wouldn't be better over there?"  And the race was on.  Each one would state their case emphatically about the positioning of a

Typical Yarger set up

small hovel on a small site, citing door positioning, electric and water access, proximity to other campers (and family), the morning sun, the rocks that poked from the earth, and anything else that they could add that would bolster their claim that theirs was the better choice.  An half and hour to an hour later the decision would have been made, and pouting or not, both would have to live with it.  What amazed me was that almost every couple would go through it.  In my immediate family it became so common that I finally insisted that I would place the camper and Char could set up the inside as she saw fit.  It saved a lot of arguments, and I realize it denied my wife options, but after all she was getting to camp with my family for a whole week, so I felt that she owed me.

     The funny thing is, I suspect that these quarrels had little to do with the actual set up of the site and more to do with the pent up frustrations of the trip it took to get there.  Typically we'd leave for a camping trip at 2 or 3 am.  If you are questioning why, you obviously don't have children but seasoned parents know that the more miles you can get under your belt while your kids are sleeping, the better.  Think of a few hundred miles less of "She's touching me", or "Are we there yet", or "What's that smell?".  It's worth it, but it may lead to cranky adults.  The next frustration is probably choosing the best way to get to the destination and the number of stops along the way.  Rarely do couples have the same opinion on this matter, and if a mistake does happen they are quick to blame each other.  Map reading and mis-reading must account for a fair amount of this initial frustration, and it's not limited to the car you are in, especially if you caravan.  I remember on one trip, I had to stop a brother in law from going any further in the wrong direction after he made a bad turn, and although he

finally agreed, he almost ran over my feet before I could leave his window side with my map.  Yikes!  On that trip, I had more reason to be upset at that point, as the same brother in law had overslept and kept the group packed into their cars and sitting at my house for over 45 minutes.  That's probably another source of frustration right there, no, not the timeliness, the lack of space from over-packing for these trips.  We would use every available space in whatever vehicle we had when we packed for camping and even when we got minivans, it was a tight ride to our destination each time.  Inevitably, when you get there, the first things you need to set up are always buried beneath a mountain of other camping paraphernalia, it's Murphy's Law.  Getting back to map reading, I'll lay odds that the invention of GPS devices saved a lot of marriages, that is, if the couples are smart enough to listen to them.  At the very least, they give the travelers something else to blame. 

     There are countless other small frustrations on these trips, especially if they are long ones.  Where to eat and what to eat?  Drive through or stay in the car to save time?  Which radio station or CD to listen to? (A few

Note the homemade shade and rain shelter in the background

hours of country music is enough to set me off, but my wife probably feels the same about my Irish folk music).  Bad weather driving can be added to this list.  I've done my fair share of driving through pouring rainstorms towing pop-up campers behind me and only being able to see a few feet in front of the tow car.  For  a while we actually towed a small pop up with our Toyota Camry.  It worked really well.  On one particular trip, we got that car stuck on a soft shoulder and believe it or not, we were able to pull the car out with some baling twine that we had in the back.  My daughter, Molly, had gotten car sick on that trip, yet another source of traveling frustration. I can read in the car, do my work on a laptop in a car, sleep in a car, but my wife can do none of these.  It makes for long trips.  I think I've run the gambit of possible causes of the first fights whilst setting up camp, and I'll offer just one more bit to bolster my case that it's not about the set up of the site, and that is, I don't recall any specific arguments that relate to setting up and I don't remember

Cousins

any camping trip that I had a bad time at.  The family pictures that are included in this blog, came from a 2003 trip to Ravenna Ohio that we had 4 straight days of rain, and a micro-burst tornado that touched down within a few miles of us, but would you ever know if by the faces of those camping?  I thought not.  That's the nature of these early setting up quarrels, they may be volatile and explosive, but they rarely last long.

     I want to thank everyone who shared last week's blog, who sent in ideas for future blogs and who commented on former or current ones.  I know, thanks to my cousin Gayle, that I have at least one new fan.  I'm still looking for guest bloggers though, so step up, come up with an idea and present it. It's really not that hard, look at this one. 
    

I could use a hand this week.....

My wife, Char and I

     This blog reached a milestone last week with it's 50,000 hit. In general, the readership has been growing, but lately it's had a drop off.  As I've mentioned before, it is really difficult to tell which internet hits are people actually coming to read the blog regularly and the ones who find it on accident by searching the internet for a particular phrase, but my best guess puts about 1/3 of the 500-600 hits each week, as people who visit regularly, and for that, this humble blogger thanks you.  This week, however, I am asking for some assistance in revitalizing the blog.  I'd like each of you to do one of three things for me......

1.  Share a favorite blog to your Facebook, e-mail or Twitter. - I've listed some of my hand picked ones categorized by topic.  I'd like to add some new folks to the family, so consider introducing your friends to this blog.

2.  Comment on your favorite blog.  - A writer likes to have validation for their work, and knowing that people are out there and enjoying your efforts is a great boost, and can lead to better blog content. You can comment on this one, or pick one from the list to read and comment on.

3.  Consider writing a guest blog or suggest topics for future blogs.  - You can send your idea or requests to blog to my e-mail (wyarger@rochester.rr.com).  If you want to write a guest blog, you know the format that I use, so you can write the words and let me attach the pictures or you can provide the whole thing. Of course I'll credit the author, so think about a topic that interests you and give it a shot.

                     Thanks for your cooperation, below you will find links to my favorite blogs.

Straight up Humorous Blogs -  These are the most fun to write, but they do take time to get the imagery and verbiage to portray the event or circumstance in the exact and most humorous way.  The biggest blog that I have ever written is (Giving Thanks for the ample derriere) If you have an affinity for a rounded posterior, feel free to share this one.  It's been copied and posted more than any other blog I've written.  A close cousin, by content is (My wife has dimples on her rear end.), which has a surprise twist at the end.   (My Girlfriend Stretch), talks about my exercise partner and gives a great description of her.  Read about our attempts to teach my stubborn daughter to cook (Night of the Skittle Pancakes).  This blog is the 2nd most read and I think contains some of the most descriptive language I have ever used. I go off the deep end with (The internet is controlled by cats), but you may enjoy the trip there too.  I talk more specifically about my cat in (There's a cat in my house).  If you aren't or animal lover, you might enjoy (The things buried in my yard), where I talk about a lot of pets, but they are all dead.  If you want to get away from this type of blog and get some

guaranteed belly laughing, it's hard to beat my family stories, so try (The infamous red jeans story) or (Avoiding the curfew) or even better yet, (3 Brothers, a shopping cart and a very steep hill), you should like them all.  Are you married?  Then you might enjoy (She hides my stuff and wants credit for doing it).  Have kids?  Then you are sure to like (My best magic trick ever.).  Finally, if you are aging, you might connect with (The franchise is in Jeopardy) or (Oh, my aching eyes.).  That's a lot of content to choose from, but we are just getting started.....

Tear-Jerkers - I'm not generally known as an overly sensitive person, but each of the following blogs I would have to classify as almost certain to evoke tears.  I

write a nice piece about a classmate that had faced adversity and that I found inspiring, check out (My friend Eileen).  My time in Scouting introduced me to an interesting character and I talk about her in (The clothing lady with the one shoe story). My wife's time in Scouting gave me the blog (The reunion of Troop 50). One of my blogs was quoted in the local paper once and it was about my first boss, who passed while I was away on a trip, check out (Rest in Peace Papa Frank).  One of my favorite blogs to write outlined my asking the most popular girl in school out on a date and the subsequent rejection.  It's a longer story so it's (Sweaty hands and a rotary phone) and (Part 2).  I chronicled a meeting with a complete stranger that I made an intimate connection with in (On a quiet night at LaGuardia airport).  I've seldom re-run my blogs, but I like the message so much in (On Christmas trees, lost and found. ), that I did repeat it the following year.  My Mom got some mentions in 2

blogs, entitled (First Fridays with my mom) and (Lobster, donuts and some thoughts on Erma Bombeck).  I'll give her the blog she deserves some day, but I'm not quite ready to write it yet.  I'll finish this batch with 2 stories from my childhood, one on fighting (Of Fisticuffs and loose teeth) and one reminiscing about the field I played on (Reflections on Evans Field).  If you don't have need of a tissue after a couple of these, you're a better man than I am.

My Family - As many of you are aware, some of my best stories, and then blogs, are stories of growing up

in a family of 12. I was fortunate to have this experience to draw from, so I do, and I do it frequently.  The primer for learning about each of my family members is (It's time that you met the family) and finished in (Time you met the family-part 2).  Once you are fully acquainted with them, you can read stories about them and my relationship to them in (They call my brother AQUAMAN) and (Ace, my brother).  Are you a fan of Yarger gatherings?  Try reading (A swine time) about my sister's pig roast or (The Yarger Memorial) about our charity golf tournament, or (Our annual Christmas shopping trip) about our testosterone driven annual shopping trip or even (The Yarger Family reunion) the granddaddy of all Yarger functions, our family reunion.  We don't lack for gatherings in this family.  If you want to take a ride down memory lane with my family, consider (Fort Hill Christmas memories), or (If that table could talk), or my personal favorite and stuff of urban legend (The famous flaming deodorant story).  Lastly you can round out this category by reading (What I did on my Thanksgiving vacation), and once you've read all of these, you can consider yourself fully educated on the Yarger Family (This degree, surely is a BS).

My Children - What parent wouldn't write about their children and the experiences that they have shared?  Well, I'm no exception.  You can get a good read on my son Nolan at (Awesome 26 cents !).  (Dedicated to my son Dan, the Eagle Scout) and (The summer I spent with a Renaissance Man) are mainly about my son Dan and (I made my daughter cry that day) focuses on my daughter Molly and our college discussions and I get a little sappy in (An open letter to my daughter Molly).  They all make appearances in (Save the drama for your mama) and (It was a family kinda weekend) and my personal

favorite in this category (My imaginary Houseguests). Finishing this category are two others, (I went to a Yarger Party and everyone was there) and (Off to college to pursue some knowledge) about out trips to bring our kids to school.  They are, of course, sprinkled into almost every blog that I write, but these are the ones, primarily, where they are the topic.

Food - Wait, should Food have it's own category?  Sure it should, and I'm actually surprised that in 2 years, I haven't written more blogs on food than I have, especially since it plays such a big part in our lives, and of course I work in the field.   (On Lobster) is sure to get your mouth watering.  (A night at the Whalesbone) recounts a night I had in a dive in Ottawa.  My son, Nolan and I try our hand at making Maple syrup in (Oh what a sap I am).  I round out this category with (How to make Uncle Bill's Clam Chowder) and if you read that one, you should be able to experience a dish that

my family loves. There definitely should have been more food blogs, so feel free to recommend some topics.

Travel -  I do have a travel job and for 12 years have spent about 3 nights out each week, so it would make sense that this topic would have some attention paid to it. I seem to do more on Canadian cities, but I think a lot of people don't get up to them, and I want to share my experiences there with those folks.  (Getting to know Halifax Nova Scotia) is a great example, as is (London, it's closer than you think). I've got my U.S favorites too, and in fact, did a 3 part series on Boston (Why I love Boston),(Part 2), and (Part 3).  It's a good read, from my point of view as a child going into a racially charged city and up to my more recent travels there.  (The night I danced on Broadway) is a true story of the night I danced on stage at a Sunday evening performance of Cabaret.  Less the West get jealous, I did a blog entitled (We spent a few days in Arizona last week) that chronicled a trip to

Phoenix and Sedona.  Not every trip was fantastic, so I'll finish this category with (The cruise to disappointment) that tells of my time cruising with the family.  If you've never been on a cruise it would be helpful to read this one so you can avoid some of the mistakes that can easily be made.

Politics - Although I hold fairly conservative beliefs I rarely write on them, and when I do, I tend to defuse them with humor.  A good example is (I'm not easy but I can be had), that offers up my services to switch allegiances, but for the right price. Along a similar theme, I update a classic kid's series with some wry commentary about today's youth with (Please bring back Schoolhouse Rock).  I also have examined our fiscal woes in (I'm a little depressed about my debt right now) and finally I did a 2 part series that was more serious called (I'm still afraid of China) and (Part 2).  Those blogs, incidentally, required hours of research on my part to educate myself on the culture and

compare it to ours.  They may be a drier read, but I think they are a sobering read and worth the effort if you want a quick education on the topic.

     That's all she wrote for this week, and all my best that I've written for 2 years now.  Please reward my efforts by sharing this blog, or one of your favorites with your friends.  Keep those comments and suggestions coming and hopefully these blogs will keep coming too.  My thanks to you in advance, for choosing to read my meandering thoughts each week.   Sincerely,  Bill Yarger - The Ongion

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